2015年6月6日星期六

The Page That Curses The Pull Out If you forget corruption (and everything else), the World Cup in Qatar is going to be brilliant. Plus the new definition of 'agreed', and more besides...

One Rule For One? Mediawatch greatly enjoyed today's papers telling us how Jamie Vardy's conviction for assault and wearing of an electronic tag for six months 'made him the player he was'. Mediawatch learns that 'you could never accuse Vardy of having it easy', and that 'he is not the type to hide from his past'. This comes hot on the heels of us being told that Jack Wilshere's antics was putting his future career at risk after he said the word "s**t" in public. Maybe Jack might just be able to make it after all? Stick To The Script The Sun's Steven Howard has an opinion on the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, and it's a little ballsy. 'We will have to accept the fact that the World Cup will be in Qatar in 2022,' Howard writes. 'And guess what? Though the voting process might have stunk the place out, it's going to be brilliant.' Yay, go Qatar. It's going to be the best. Just so long as you aren't a migrant worker or the family of a migrant worker, of course. Or homosexual, given that homosexual acts between adult females and adult males are both illegal in Qatar. The country has no legal recognition of same-sex marriages, civil unions or domestic partnership benefits, and laws stipulates up to five years imprisonment for male homosexuality. But forget all the corruption, dreadful human rights and appalling labour conditions. 'It's going to be brilliant'!!! The Greed For Agreed 'Manchester United transfer news: 'Morgan Schneiderlin agreed, Ilkay Gundogan deal, Paul Pogba bid,' reads the headline on the Metro football website. Jamie Sanderson: Source machine. Mediawatch has an idea of what 'agreed' means. It means it's sorted, even if only verbally. Deal done, basically. It's on. Perhaps we were working off the wrong definition. That Metro story links through to the following story on their own website: 'Manchester United 'beat off Arsenal to finalise £25m Morgan Schneiderlin transfer deal.' 'Finalise' is a pretty strong word too. 'Manchester United are thought to have beaten off competition from Arsenal to agree a deal for Morgan Schneiderlin,' that story begins. 'Are thought'?! It was you told us it was agreed? That Metro story actually links to the Daily Star The axis of bulls**t doesn't stop there though, because Schneiderlin didn't even say that. Instead that piece refers to week-old quotes in which the Frenchman says he wants to play in the Champions League. From "If I leave Southampton, it is for a club that plays better than the Europa League" to 'deal agreed with Manchester United' in a week without anything actually happen. Please tell us that the race to the bottom at least has a finishing line?
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